Monday, March 28, 2011

Seriousing. P2A 3 Weeks








Okay... self, lets reboot a second.

Stare hard at that picture above. That's 60lbs of progression. Look at that fat (*&%# on the left. Then look at that smarmy mofo on the right.

The best part is that you actually weigh less then the guy on the right now, but you're getting soft. You got a summer of racing to go, and you're halfassing workouts, and you're using weekends to eat yourself into comas basing it on the fact you diet hard all week. Not acceptable.

Obviously I cannot leave you to your own vices. You have a 60KM race in 3 weeks. You're being a bitch about riding outside, even though you do, its what I would refer to as "riding like a pussy". Yes your bike has been delayed by parts, but that's no excuse to be a whiny bitch... its just an excuse not to ride.

Yes spin class sucks. You haven't done that in 2 weeks either. You're out and about but you're not offsetting your weekend intake. And as such, you are getting soft when you were getting pretty dead hard.

How you going to feel when you do get that absurdly expensive bike and you can barely do one 10K sprint on it?

Winter's over. You have daylight now, and you're being a bitch. Stop it. 60KM is not a joke, and you will be spinning your ass off. I suggest you remember what riding a bike is like by actually doing it.

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